I was thinking...

...that I should do a Thoughts post, since I haven't posted one of those in awhile.

My doctor gave me two weeks to live. I hope they are in August. - Ronnie Shakes

It is much easier to be critical than correct. - Benjamin Disraeli

Silly customer. You cannot hurt a Twinkie! - Apu (The Simpsons)

Groups are grammatical fictions; only individuals exist, and each individual is different. - Robert Anton Wilson 

The parting comment:

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As a librarian working in an elementary school, I sometimes wonder if the older kids would do with a touch of the above.  But then I meet some of their parents.  And I know they probably are just as obnoxious with their cell phones as the kids are.

  

A two-for-one on the parting comments.

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 It's the simple word-play that brings the smiles, folks.  To be honest, my brain is mushy today, so this is about as good as it gets.